Uncle Jared never did get off Lancelot’s ass.
Um, wow, Jared, he can really kick your butt into next week now. Did you notice that?
Lance took his next trip to Egypt and set himself up at the base camp.
He hunted up a bit more treasure.
And found some secret passageways.
And hit on chicks. He met a few completely incompatible ones, including the relics dealer in the bizarre, who just immediately hated everything about him. I have seen Sims take to each other immediately, but never to hate each other immediately.
So he called up an Egyptian chick he was already acquainted with from the hotel he stayed at in France.
She turned out to have recently been dumped.
Was this an opportunity? Was there chemistry? She turned out to be Childlike, like his mom, and they spent a lot of time that evening playing tag. He talked her up until she was his friend, so he could call her later and invite her to visit him in the States.
Then, another alluring woman, this one Chinese, at base camp.
Also single! He stayed up until five in the morning, engrossed in conversation with her, and then slept into the afternoon.
Then, as he was puttering around, trying to do something with the next day before it was totally wasted, he found an Egyptian girl wandering through the camp.
Her name was Layla Lufti. She was a Vegetarian like him. She was also Excitable and Flirty.