Simantics: An Essay on Wrongness in Pictures

This collection of Simantics pretty much speaks for itself.

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The ghost in the attraction notification was Connor Frio Sample, btw. Just in case you didn’t recognize him.

I have some twisted desire to move Charles’s immaculately conceived (and I swear — I was there the whole time) World Adventures love child to Avalon under a different name.

Town Update:

Hendrick James, an elder divorcee with three kids, proposed to Echo Weaver and she said yes! Two days later he dumped her to marry a different girl. StoryProgression just hates Echo.

OTOH, Zuzu and David Weaver-Doctor had another kid, this one a boy named Dexter.

Jeanette Crumplebottom took a ride on the Anton train.

The younger generation is starting to get some action. Alice Bookabet and Ignacio Butterfield-Callender are an item.

Emma Voss married her highschool sweetheart, a simbin sim named Veltig Lorien.

Alexandria Berg and Blackberry Marmalade (both teens) are in an intense relationship.

Cherimoya Marmalade is dating Clifton Mentary-Hodgins.

William Pierce and Beatrice Saunders had a girl named Adriana.

Eliana Baerwyn’s father Robbin, who was widowed from his beloved wife last update, has taken up with Valerie Ursine-Mentary. Poor Valerie likes them old, which means she’ll probably be widowed again.

In a move that shocked everyone, Jeanna Yo formerly-Crumplebottom and Miyuki Mai eloped as soon as Miyuki graduated from highschool. A small social bomb went off at the Crumplebottom estate. Jeanette, the presumptive heir to the Crumplebottom estate, never got along with her stepmother. She got on even less with her half-sister Holly. When Miyuki moved in to Chateau Crumplebottom, Jeanette moved out. Jeanna did have the political foresight to take Miyuki’s name and also change the names of her two daughters with Shanni, Renee and Holly, so that there is no ambiguity about the line of inheritance of the Crumplebottom fortune. Still, Garry is now the only Crumplebottom living at Chateau Crumplebottom.

In a move that shocked no one, vampire January Callender married her vampire paramour Matt Doctor. The two have been living together since about four sim-days after the move to Avalon and have at least one child together.

6 thoughts on “Simantics: An Essay on Wrongness in Pictures

  1. HA HA! These updates always amuse me greatly! I wonder what Veronica would say about Charles love child? I suppose the storyline you concocted for Leah and Sky would work just s well in this instance?

    Just what is Ceridwen doing?! She's probably not used to writing love letters to strange men because she's supposedly happily married. Maybe she's going delusional in her old age.

    Also, the Grim and Sean Flynn notifications made me giggle πŸ™‚

  2. Some of those pictures are just scary!

    I'm very impressed that Charles has a love child! That's crazy. He must have been teleporting around more than you knew… so to speak.

    Those notifications are great!

  3. This really did seem like an epic collection of Sims weird ;).

    The love child is a phenomenon I have read about, but never seen. When you visit a WA destination after a long absence, the game ages all the locals appropriately, including generating new sims with parents in town. Unfortunately, the available pool of parents includes the active Sim.

    Now, I do kind of remember Charlotte's mom. She was a friend Charles made in China, I think. Which makes me believe the algorithm takes relationship into account in some way.

    She looks like she has a good face!

  4. This really did seem like an epic collection of Sims weird ;).

    The love child is a phenomenon I have read about, but never seen. When you visit a WA destination after a long absence, the game ages all the locals appropriately, including generating new sims with parents in town. Unfortunately, the available pool of parents includes the active Sim.

    Now, I do kind of remember Charlotte's mom. She was a friend Charles made in China, I think. Which makes me believe the algorithm takes relationship into account in some way.

    She looks like she has a good face!

  5. This is crazy πŸ˜€ Did Charles have a romantic relationship with this Adaeze woman? Or is it totally random? I think it would be a great idea moving Charlotte to Avalon. She might be searching for her father she’s never seen or something. Btw, isn’t Charlotte the feminine version of Charles? Creepy… LOL

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